hahahahaahahaaha .. this is funny..

[Gizzy]

1. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
   Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

2. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
   Customer: What other colors do you have?

3. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

4. Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
   Student: Brotherly love.

5. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
   Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

6). Manager: Sorry,but i can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

9). Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.

10). Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?

11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!

12). Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!

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======= GIZZY =========
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oo0o__( 0.0 )_o0oo
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[goodnews]

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@Gizzy

1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?

3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son:That's why I say she's no good!

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======= GIZZY ========= ----------////--------- oo0o( 0.0 )o0oo _________ ~ ________ ______||_______

First Thread by GIZZY { Dor Pichy ki traf ay gardishy Ayam tu series {June 6 2000}
Taqriban Sab buzurgon ny jokes sy start liya.
**Nice One Chaly hoy Bumb:D **

[shearer]

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haha

[danial]

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4. Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
   Student: Brotherly love.

[GuL-e-Tasbeeh]

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@goodnews

First Thread by GIZZY { Dor Pichy ki traf ay gardishy Ayam tu series {June 6 2000}
Taqriban Sab buzurgon ny jokes sy start liya.
***Nice One Chaly hoy Bumb:D ***

good going girl

[redroses]

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nice

[HeArT_HaCKeR]

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[rimsh_1]

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[Muslim_girl_1]

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nice....

[coolmunda]

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:k:

[Uncle_Stalker]

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ah the golden old days
When Gizzy was such a fun person to have around :fifa:

Then he was promoted and got into management and stuff
We want gizzy back

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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@Gizzy

1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?

3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son:That's why I say she's no good!

I remember reading most of these on some website. Here's another that I remember from my memory from the same site.

Teacher: Jimmy, How do you spell CROCODILE?
Jimmy: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.....KROKODIAL
Teacher: No Jimmy, that is wrong. It is C-R-O-C-O-D-I-L-E.
Jimmy: I know, but you asked how I spell it.

[SweetSobia]

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LOL@1st one hehe thanks for sharing