The suave Central American diplomat was talking to the prim and proper Washington hostess. “In my country,” he said, “the most popular of all activities is making
love.”
Shocked, the wide eyed hostess said, “Oh!! Isnt that revolting!”
“No,” the diplomat said. “That’s our second favorite activity.”
Lil’ Johnny was misbehaving. His mother said, “Johnny, why can’t you be good?”
Johnny answered, “I’ll be good for a quarter.”
“Why son, when I was YOUR age, I was good for nothing!”