Religous??? and Affairs??
Please bhai logo, mullah logon ka bhanda yahan na phorro 
Well, didnt you know that Azkar Ji
is Imaam Jamia Masjid Houston?
Nahin Bhai... ho sakta hai keh yehi messages pardh ke mullah log shaid sudhar jaaen, aur Gupshup ke zareeaie hum sub ka bhalla ho jae. Allah hum sab ko seedha raasta dikhae.. Ameen
Antidote
Kyun Bhai Mian. Kya aap ghlat rastay par chal rahay hain? Aaap humaray paas aaen hum aap o taweez dain gay sab theek ho jaye ga.
Pir Fraudia.
Pir Fraudia Ji,
Bhai insaan hain, kabhi na kabhi to putree se uttar hi jate hain. Lekin achi baat to yeh hai keh siraf kabhi kabhi utarte hain, yeh
mullah logon ki tarah nahin keh ek baar putree se uttray, to wapas ane ka naam hi nahin liya. Abhi tak taweez ki zarrorat nahin padi bhai. Lekin ap ka naam diary mein zaroor likh liya jae ga, kya maloom kab zarrorat pad jae.
Pir sahab, kabhi ap ko bhi putree se uttarne ka itefaq hua?? Ap ke naam se to lagta hai keh aap bhi tedhe medhe raaston se guzar chuke hain.. Akhir Fraudia jo thehre!! Zara bataiye ga, keh yeh piri mureedi mein kya profit hai. Agar acha hua
to kya patta shaid hum bhi duniya dari chod keh issi taraf lag jain..career counselling bhi to karte hain na aap.
Antidote
Antidote Bhai
Jab say Market mein Viagara aa gayee hai, Piri mureedi ka profit margin buhat kam ho gaya hai. kher agar aap interested hain toh. PAT test, Piri-faqeeri Aptitude test lay lein aur institute of piri mureedi ya Pirsaab institutew of technology mein naam likha lain.
Rahee humaari baat toh ..humari kalay kartoot aur paapi jeevan ka sunn kar aap ko kya milay ga, Hum toh buhat gunahGaar aadmi hain.
Allah Aap ki Umar daraz karay.
Pir Fraudia allia mallia sub kuch kha lia sahib:
Aap bhee viagara kee puria bana kar aur ink kee jagah viagara sey taweez likh kar deena shooro kar daiN.
Antidote: piri woh kam hai jis maiN aap ko kisi training kee zaroorat nahiN, bus teen mahinay shave naa karaiN, kisi konay maiN baith jaiN and marketing mera kaaM.
Allah HOu
Pir Ji
Haen yeh kya!! Aap Viagra se maar kha gaye?? Mohsan ka mushawara sahih hai,
'if you can't beat them join them'. Aap bhi Viagra bechna shuroo kar den...aur agar watan-e-aziz mein business karna hai to phir puri mein viagra bhi dalne ki zaroorat nahin .. khali chooran se bhi kam chale ga. Lagta hai apke PTA mein ziada dum nahin raha...apna curriculum revise karen.
Raha aap ki zati zindagi a sawal.. to lagta hai pir ji aap hum se bhi age nikal gaye. Bhai seeratul-mustaqeem pe a jao, varna puchtao ge. yeh sab qayamat hi ki nishaniyan hain. Acha allah ap ko bhi theek hi rakhe.
Aur Mohsan apki advice to theek hai lekin
bhai, daree (beard) uganaN mere bus ki baat nahin. kiunkeh mein 'she' of the species hoon. Agar piri ke liye daree ki zarrorat hai to bhai phir mein majboor hoon. Lagta hai ek bar phir Pakitani bhaiyon ne hum khwateen ke saath ziadati kar di.. piri-muridi ko exclusively male domain bana dia. Kher, hum pir sahiban ke publicity officer hi ban jayenge. Us mein bhi to paisa hoga - hum ab 'computri' se bohut tang a gaye hain.
Acha ab ijazat.
PS> Pir Fraudia ji, yeh apne Indian filimi diaglogue kab se bolna shuroo kar diya???
Antidote (aka Azra Syed)
[This message has been edited by Antidote.]
Antidote: It is hard to understand the gender from these names,which we see on the forum.
Aap Syed haiN tu aur assan ho jai ga. Aap pir sahib naa sahee "Baji" bun jana. Maray saath kuch females nay bhee business paraha tha, maiN unhaiN marketing strategies bataa dooN ga.
Agar aap mujhay kahaiN tu maray liay bhee assan ho ga, kuch traning pahalay say hai, baqi seikh(learn) laiN gey.
Haq Allah Hou
Syed Mohsan Raza Naqvi (aka Mohsan)
Janab.. hum siraf syed hi nahin balke alhaaj bhi hain (hum ne extra credit liya tha
school mein). siraf aap itna batain keh 'Bajion' ki bhi utni hi qadar hoti hai jitni pir sahiban ki?? Yaani humein bhi halwa puri khane ko mile ga keh nahin?? Bhai hamari to 'male chauvinist' society hai isliye
kya malloom hamen kaisi treatment mille. Agar har taraf se 'all systems clear' hai to phir bismillah kar ke naik kam shuroo karte hain. Aap apni market research shuroo kar dein.. naik kam mein der nahin honi chahiye.
Allah...................(borrowed from Sabri marhoom allah unhin junnat naseeb kare).
Antidote (the ever hopeful one).
Hindi dialogue? haen...yeh toh hum nay generic say dialogue banaye thay. chaloo ji agar indian film kay dialogue lagtay hain toh bhi aik script likh martay hain.
it will be about a ninja pir saab, born in UK, raised in UK, saudi, Pak, USa and Nigeria :)
and he is an Al-Hajj too.
hmmm dunno where the dancing and songs will fit in, but dont u worry kids..pir saab can do anything.
as far as Viagara goes, Pir saabs help u in many ways, they are doctors, fortube teller, exorcists, advisors and all. Myabe i should start a web page www.pir.com
K
Antidote: Azra: You know the biggest clintale of pirs and Bajis are females of our society, Saas againt Bahu, Bahu against nannad and saas and God know who. Just remember you have to give some kind of discount to first hundred akeedatmands.
Fraudia: Good idea www.pir.com; let's work on it. Hindi film is ok too but site you can built while sitting in your room.
Allah Hafiz
Mohsan..
Where are my patients?? looks like the desi Saases and Bahus are getting along fine and dandy (yeh bhi to qyamat ki nishani hai). Bhai hamare business ka kuch karo, kissi saas auar bahu mein fasad karwao, takeh hamare business ko 'jump start' milay. Hum ne to apne maujooda kam ko chodne ke liye istifa (resignation letter) bhi likh liya hai. Saas-bahu mein phudda karwane ke liye shaid kissi muhalle ki massi ki khidmaat hasil karni paden. Ab to strategy planning ki zarrorat pad gaye hai. Aap bhi sochin, aur hum bhi beth kar kuch wazeefe karte hain. Kya maloom Allah kis ki sun ley.
Antidote
Azra:
don't worry we don't have to find patients, they will come to us. Only first few are difficult rest is easy. I don't know your situation but as far as I know saas and bahu they have never been on normal grounds, few may be.
Waisay apas kee baat hai hamara pir fraudia kahaN gia, kaheeN khud tu viagara.....
Talk to you later
Mohsan
May peace reveal on earth!
La ilaha-ilallah-muhamudar-rasulallah