some of em r cheapo type n some u prolly heard b4 but o well injaaye 
Exam k 4 din pahle sylabus dekha to yad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HOGAYA HAI,exam k din paper dekhkar laga SUB KUCH ALAG HAI SUB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Zamane ke daar se uski tasvir toilet mein chupa kar rakhi hai Deedar ho uska baar baar isliye .. Julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.
Sher ki shadi mein sab shero ke beech 1 chuha naach raha tha Usse poocha aap yaha kaise ? Vo bola shadi ke pehle hum bhi sher hua karte the.
Aapne mere man se khela aapne mere tan se khela aapne mere dhan se khela aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela … well played! well played! well played!!
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen…
Voh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.
Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai.. JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !
Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke’’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche aur khuda tumse puche ''Abe gadhe. ab utrega kaise
Busy ho? Kitne busy ho? Thode ho? ki bahut ho? Agar thoda ho to sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur agar zyada ho to, sms kyo padh rahe ho??
kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai, lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai mobile hai to kar do na sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..
Hum Pe Sitam Na Kijiye
Aise Karam Na Kijiye
Duniya To Behaya Hai
Duniya Ka Gam Na Kijiye
HumTo Ek Hi Baat Kehte Hain
HumKo sMs Karna Bandh Na Kijiye!
PHooL Bina Khusbu Bekaar hai, Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar hai, Pyaar Bina zindagi bekaar hai, auR aApkE sMs bina mEra MoBiLe bekaar hai
Tujhey kya maloom gum kya hota hai…
arey …tujhey kya maloom gum kya hota hai…
tuney to zindagi bhar cellotape use kiya hai.
Gum woh cheez hai … Wah ! Kya dard hai ! Gum woh cheez hai … Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
