A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong.
He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot.
The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower.
“Help, Help!”
The tower came back and asked what was wrong.
The blind guy says “Help Me! I’m blind, the pilot is dead, and we’re flying
upside down!”
The tower comes back and says “How do you
know you’re upside down?”
“Because the shit is running down my back!”
Ha!
Reminded me of a (supposedly) true story of an airline pilot who get on at the back of the plane, with a pair of dark glasses and a white cane. He would then proceed to stumble blindly down the whole length of the plane, towards the cockpit, taping his white cane, in front of all the passenegers. When he got to the end he would turn around and ask, “Say! Are we flying people or cargo tonight?” When the flight attendant said, “Er, people…”, he respsponded…
“Well, you better get them on board then!”
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The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women-
Nancy Astor