Guys’ Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down(big ups bro)
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear" the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!
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Men are NOT mind readers.
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Learn to work the toilet seat.You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
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Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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Crying is blackmail.
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Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
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If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant THE OTHER ONE.
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You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
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If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
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When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really ..
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Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby, cars,orgolf.
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You have enough clothes.
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You have too many shoes.
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I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
