So I sit at lunch with my friends, and three of my guy pals always talk about cars (like almost every day). I never really understood their fascination for cars, and their conversations never interested me. So, usually when they’d talk about cars, the others that didn’t care to listen would just begin some other convo, instead.
Today, I was kinda listening to their conversation and I heard one of them say something about a car “imported from Pakistan”. I asked him what car they were talking about and they all just looked at eachother and smirked. They went on to talk about cars and how they were “oh so shiney” and stuff. After paying attention to their conversation a bit longer, I learned that they were not talking about cars…they were talking about GIRLS! (I got a bit suspicious after they laughed at some things that would be inappropriate if you converted them from talking about cars to talking about girls. )
I looked at them real sharp and said, “Hey wait a minute! You guys aren’t really talking about cars, are you? ” They started laughing and eventually told me no. All along, whenever they would strike up a conversation about “cars”, they would actually be talking about GIRLS. I can’t believe none of us had ever even noticed. The jerks.
Guys think they’re so gosh darn sneaky.
Phati knows your silly little code language nowwwww, suckerssss
^ Toyota stands for new wanna bee girls
Suzuki stands for old desi minded girls
Van stands for “Not my type girls”
Truck stands for “No wayy”
I wonder wat is “My type” stands for
(I got a bit suspicious after they laughed at some things that would be inappropriate if you converted them from talking about cars to talking about girls. 
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” They started laughing and eventually told me no. All along, whenever they would strike up a conversation about “cars”, they would actually be talking about GIRLS. I can’t believe none of us had ever even noticed. The jerks. 
abt