A Silly tourist asked a boat guy: 
Do u know Biology,Psyhcology,Geography and Geology?
The Boat Guy Said: NO 
to all the questions
The Tourist then said:
What the hell you know on the face of this earth!You will die of Illetracy! 
After a while,the boat started sinking,so the boatman asked the tourist
Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology? 
The Tourist said:
NO :nono:
The Boat Guy Replied: 
Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Aoslogy and you will Dieology because of you BadMouthology 
:shoaby:**
