GUTS...(old joke but quite funny)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.

The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship.The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying “See the guts !”.

Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds.the soldier did as he was told.when he came back from the water the German said "See the guts ".

Now the Pakistani General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The soldier promptly replied, “Am I your dad’s servant?”.
At this the general proudly said “See the guts”.

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LOVE IS STRONG,
LOVE IS SWEET,
WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET,
LOVE IS COMPLETE.”

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HA HA HA

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thanx yaar.

“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”

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