I have decided to start a GupShup Freedom Fighters army to handle the recent situation we’ve been having with these DOS attacks and all. Our sole purpose will be to relieve our fellow guppies from oppression against these computer nerds that spend their free time shutting down online discussion boards. Haters.
So anyone that is interested can sign up. We will assign you to the job that’s right for you. And a few select guppies will have the honor of being frontline fighters. You are doing a great service for GupShup, remember that.
Donations in any denomination or currency will be accepted. This includes US dollars, pounds, rupees, khotay, etc. to support our Freedom Fighters.
No aunties allowed in battle. You all just stay locked away in your kitchens, that will be enough service from you all thankyou.
Okay here’s what I’ll do…I’ll steal a car and install a bomb in it…and then go and park it in the main lobby of the enemy forum that has been attacking us. And then we just press a button and BA BOOM!
well we can’t just go around blowing up CUTE animals! and no bakras!
okay here’s what we’ll do. We’ll just get one of the newbies to be our martyr. They’re usually pretty bhole bhaale don’t know what’s going on will buy into anything laa dee daa . It will make it easier to convince them.
**Man with a plan - **No it’s not a matter of the server! who cares about the server?! we’re fighting for all those guppies who have been oppressed by having a lack of enjoyment during their free time to post on gupshup thanks to those dweebs!
okay but whoever came up with the whole “freedom fries” thing is an idiot because they weren’t named after the French, they’re called french fries because of the way the potatoe is cut (it’s called “frenching”). Just another example of how stupid we Americans are.
woo hoo!
) and eat em 
i recon we should sacrifice one of our members… what say you.. :aq:
. You’re a jawaan aadmi you need to sign up for battle! And save your prayers for the war. :soldier:
pssst I heard there are some babai and peer… 
and no bakras! 
omg i’m laughing so much right now hahahahhahaa that was so corny LOL i love it! 