Guppy shaadi ads!

This is for unmarried guppies. If you wanted to give your matrimonial ad here, how it would look? Here is mine

I look for buttifull gurl .. who cook me spanich and roti every day with lucy..I live with my baybay, she very old too, she dont like to chat on MSN. I want my wife to take care of my baybay. I work very hard in my village, i have 2 buffalos and asses.. i dig the earth all day and wipe water from my head. I come home and sit under the nalka and then smoke hooka. I have big mousetachain and i am very mach macho. Baaki if u want to noe something more send me a PM. My MSN is [email protected] – JaGGa

Lets see yours now.

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wah wah wah :hehe:

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yooou gooooooo jaggaaaaaaaa :k: :rotfl:

ull fins a lot of BUTTiful girls here :hehe: :wink:

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I wonder what is OTHER ass is for :confused:

:chai:

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doosray ass pay meri buttifull wife beth kar shehr ki sair kia karegi :grumpy:

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Ohh i will take a good care of ur baybay don’t worry :blush:

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o hooo apnay saath saath ASS ki bhi eid karwa di …bara khula dil hai aap ka Jagga G :smiley:

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Attia: ass pay bethna paray ga, manzoor hai?

emm: aakhir ass kidhaa vay? Jagga Daaku da. Jaggay day khotay di majaal o ik nazar hi oochi kar le. Jay o akkhaan oochiyaan karega tay mein onu Rajay Khotiyaan alay ko chadd awaan ga.

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fir tay teray khoutay di MOUJ ho gayee :D

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tay naal Rajay di vi :smooth:

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Raja khouta ae? :silly:

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lahoulwallah dafa ho :bailan:
gimme my resume back :snooty:

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JaGGa one way kaam karta hai :roman:

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aho jaggay nay hun resume tay daaka maar litta hai :smooth:

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^ no no.. u are sooo wrong.. please no punjabi with me :bummer:
warna if i started speaking u will leave GS foreva :snooty:

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tum kis maraz kay dawa ho.. jao laykar ao :snooty:

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oyee araam naal baith hun!! jinaay rishtay aanay vi aeN…o nai aounay teri ais harqataaN di wajah naal…pehlay shaadi kar lae…fir apna aap vikhayeeN :smiley:

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Attia meri baybay ki take care kaisay karni thi jay punjabi nahin aati. Woh to sirf punjabi ich baat karti hain :grumpy:

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Shouldn’t this be in the Jokes Forum? :hehe:

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oyee emm mera pesha hega daakay maarna, chahay o train hovay, khoti hovay, resume hovay ya fer kissi buttifull gurl di butt err dil hovay. Ki samjhi?