Guppy of the Month for May

[CM]

Re: Guppy of the Month for May

@myvoice

I look much more like a partially bald Patrick Swayze. OK, my muscles sag a little more than his too. … Allright…Alright… my butt isn’t quite so firm either. Come to think of it, I look nothing like Patrick Swayze.

CM: If rumors about your girth are near true, you’d need to scotch tape 4 pictures together for us to see the whole you.

You old foggy you. Never heard of a wide angle lens?