While there were an extraordinary number of Guppies competing for the title of Guppy of the Month this month, one shining star emerged over the last half of the month to run away with this award. Who can forget the following contributions:
Despite being a self-proclaimed diplomatic guru, this Guppy pontificated Bermuda to be an enslaved US colony;
Despite significant pre-election polling data to the contrary, this Guppy boldly predicted that France would approve the EU Constitution;
Ignoring the possible existence of children too young to work, retired people no longer interested in work, and homemakers with no intention of working, this Guppy smugly indicated that the total number of unemployed in the workforce equaled the total population of a country multiplied by the unemployment rate.
Just one of these items would have kept this Guppy’s candidacy alive for the award. Having all three occur in a single month places him head and shoulders ahead of the competition.
In fact, the last time I recall that this Guppy posted something correct, it was his identification of me as an a**hole.
LMAO!! I must say you guys really do love me! I mean you go out of your way to create threads about me and take your time out of your ever so important day to sit around and discuss me.
However I do want to know, after a long day's work and you log on you to your IM do you silly little girls sit around and discuss my latest comments for the day?
To add i accomplished all those tasks in 3 days alone. Do a search you can come up with more stuff.
Whatever you have i am not willing to share. Keep the award or what not. I just want to bask in the attention. I mean its not every day that i get atleast 10 guppies going crazy over my comments. I am a regular old celeb now on GS. I make a comment and the dogs are ready to feast. I should make more stupid comments to brighten up their lives.
Madhanee, your asholeness this month was not nearly so cristaline, pure and sincere as Mr. Amba$$ador, who seems to have the genuine genetic talent of being able to insert a foot in his mouth up to the knee.
Oh yeah to add. If i just need to make 3 stupid statements as the end of the month can i get this type of attention and craziness next month? How about the stupider they are the more attention i get?
Then again, you also believe humans were created by space aliens impregnating a frog don’t you?
Most of the year, you are solid contender. But…I’m sorry. This month you actually contributed one or two things that were clever and insightful [inciteful?]. Took you totally out of the running.
That too coming from a guy whose threads - 98% of which are about people who chop off their testicles and other such bodily parts. MV nobody chopped anything off recently eh? You should do something about that - then you can be the main character in the news story.
OG your obsession with him and his posts is weird. Im worried about you. Do you recite all this in your sleep too? How does the Mrs. feel about this. She should take a shoe to your back side. :p
Again you got that wrong. Its 23 and 3 national govts, not including mars of course, of yeah the US one is still out for a verdict. Please quote properly next time and where did all my attention get to?
PARDON ME!!! 98% of my posts are about people who chop off ** OTHER PEOPLE’S ** testicles and body parts. Only 2% are dedicated to people who chop off ** their own ** body parts.
Bravo. 
