Inspired by another Thread from GS: Forgot by who so I apologize for that
AQ: sitting in Plane next to JB Yaar yeh 4 hours ho gaye hain, hum log abhi tak ponchey kyoo nahi.
**James Bhaand: New Khan ya Rhino ki bus pe behtay hotey to ab tak ponch bhi gaye hotey 
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Khumar: approaches driver of Rickshaw Aye Bhai Saab, Food Street jao gey kya?
Danny: Haan ji, jaoo ga.
**Khumar: To phir jao 
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Mr. & Mrs Shikra: Arre Bhai Sahab, yeh Kinnu (oranges) kaise lagaaye hain?
Shoaib Akhtar (dukaan-daar): Jee phattey (table) par 
Saeein: Arre Begum…
Sara516: Jee?
Saeein: Aaj khaane mai kya bana rahi ho?
Sara516: Jo aap kaheN!
Saeein: Nahi main to waise hi keh raha tha ke koi naram si cheez bana lo aaj.
Sara516: Tissue ko tarka laga doo?
**Aisha-in-Duabi: **drives up to Bulbuli in a brand new sports car
**Bulbuli: Arre wah, kaha se aayi? **
**Aisha-in-Duabi: Haqq halaal ki hai, aur kaha se **
**Bulbuli: Mujhe to lagta hai kisi na kisi ka haqq halaal kar ke li hai **
**Amber11: **Yaar aaj kahi baahir ghoomney chaleN 
**Sabriya786: Haan theek hai, main apni cycle nikaal leti hoo **
**Dushwari: Yaar Cycle se kya ho ga, gari mai chalte hain **
**Sabriya786: Nahi, fikar nahi karo. Maine Cycle pe CNG Kit lagwayi hai **
talking via MSN
Sweet.i.f: Inzo, we’ve been planning for long, I wanna call you today. Can you gimmi ur number? :halo: **
Inzi_rocks: yea sure Irsah, its 0785-266-2666
Sweet.i.f: Thanks calls the operator
Operator: in brit accent Hello, Cahn I help youuu?**
Sweet.i.f: Yes, I need the number for 0785-266-2666. And remember, this is for UK.
EMM: when she’s a physician** You know I had to work hard in my school when I was a Med student.**
Kazi: Well…you see…you’re not the only one. I myself had to work hard before I moved to UK.
**EMM: It was easier for you because you were in Pak but I on the other hand had to struggle hard **
Kazi: How was it easier for me 
, U have to work hard in Pak also.
**EMM: Don’t use that tone with me **
**Kazi: Fine, don’t talk to me then **
**EMM: Fine! **
15 minutes later
EMM: bell rings Hello
Kazi: Yea it’s me again
EMM: Abhi do chaar sun-ne ko baaki reh gayi thi kya?
Kazi: Actually no, I just wanted to apologize for my behavior and was wondering if you could come over for dinner today. Some friends will be here too.
EMM: Yea I guess I was not behaving well either. I’ll see you at 7pm sharp.
Kazi: Ok, cool!
at 7pm
EMM: approaces Kazi’s door only to find following note on his door “Ha Ha, I tricked you into coming here. I never had any friends over nor did I have any dinner for you”
EMM: write another note and sticks it on the door “Ha Ha, I never came”
Ume-Zafeerah is an art collector who is walking through the city when she notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. She knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so she walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for $5.
**Ume-Zafeerah: I’ll give you $5 for the cat!
CB (the store owner): Sorry but the cat is not for sale.
Ume-Zafeerah: Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I’ll pay you $20 for that cat
CB: SOLD hands over the cat
Ume-Zafeerah: Hey, for the $20 I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat’s used to it and it’ll save me from having to get a dish
CB: Sorry buddy, but that’s my lucky saucer. So far this week I’ve sold 68 cats
Will try to add more if I think of any 
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If I have just given her my number, what did she hang up 
I enjoyed it oh so much.
