now this shocked me…I am convinced that this guy is describing some guppies!
Imagine the X-Men superhero mythology was set in the Subcontinent, instead of the United States. What would some of the mutant characters be?
The Human Lota (guppie version Captain lota). When nature calls, genes intervene. His right hand turns into a lota, and then, once the washing is done, provides blow drying and hand washing capabilities. Just think of the range of this superhero mutant: He can now travel anywhere without fear for maintaining his ritual purity.
Bhangra Man.(guppie version 5abi) Can spontaneously generate an irresistible bhangra beat, the booming bass turning all evildoers from thoughts of dastardly deeds to dancing. Drop him into any hotspot, and watch the evil give way to a thunderous good time.
The Uncle (Guppie version Faisal) Leader of the X-Men, the Uncle’s mutation causes the Uncle to think he knows everything.
What else? Maybe Matchmaker Auntis, who can find a match for even the most unattractive, nerdiest desis? Luddoo Man, who can fire luddoos from his hands, eyes, mouths and elsewhere? The Doctor, who didn’t have to go to med school?
now this shocked me…I am convinced that this guy is describing some guppies!
