There was a Gujju who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
So, he went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
The Gujju then wrote a note saying: “I’ve kidnapped your son. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground”. Signed, “A Gujju”.
The Gujju then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Gujju checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Gujju opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,
“How could you do this to a fellow Gujju?!”
A sardar watching a marathon asked: “Why are all these people running?”
The man standing next to him replied: “This is a race, the winner will get the cup.”
The sardar asked next: “If only the winner is going to get the cup, why are the others running.”
Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
