A man phoned the Guinness Book of Records and said, “I’d like to be included in your next edition.” “Why, what have you done?” said the man on the other end.
“I’ve completed a jigsaw puzzle in just under a week,” the man replied, “and on the box it says ‘three to five years.’”
Q: Why did the flower stop riding its bike?
A: Because its peddles fell off.
Sabrina Taqvi