Guess wat .. i am a millionare..

i got this mail today… :yawn:

*Dear JAVED, *
*I am Mr. Mike Ije, Principal Attorney to Late Engr. Jack JAVED, who worked with a Multi-National Oil Firm in Nigeria but unfortunately lost his life on car accident along sabama express road last year 13th June 2005. *

*Since then I have made several inquiries to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you since my client is a foreigner, it shall prove you as his relative and the bank will transfer your inherittance funds into your account as his next of kin without suspicious. *

*Therefore I need your assistance in receiving the money before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Banking Company where these huge amount US$7.2M (Seven Million, two hundred thousand dollars) deposits were lodged. *

*I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin/relative of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$7.2M (Seven Million, two hundred thousand dollars) can be paid into your account and then you and I can share the Funds for our mutual benefit 60% for you and 30% for me while the remening 10% will be for the less previledged. *

*As soon as I receive the required informations, I will forward your informations to the Banking Company as the next of kin to my late. client that will enable the bank contact you and do keep me updated before responding to the bank so I will guide you in every step you need to take. *
Your honest co-operation will enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of law.

so who wants to marry me :shikra:

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C’mere, you! :fraudia:

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now now … get a shave first.. then i might consider :rolleyes:

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Fine :disgust:

Well can you atleast adopt me?

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let me find a wife first kid :vivo:

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Let me help you. It'll speed up the process. I know this one aunty. She's kinda fat and dirty, but she cooks great food. :]

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i dint get scammed so i could marry that aunty of yours :vivo:

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marry me Bibo,

"prays he swings my way"

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Yuk Danial! :rolleyes:

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funny how only guys are responding to my proposal :vivo:

so not right…

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That says something about your attraction Bibbo.

:dixsi:

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working on you ? :blush:

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You can try, don't keep your hopes up.

:o

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ok … let me wait for some more umeedwaars first .. :rolleyes:

:yawn:

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:smilestar: Don’t you have something better to do?

I can give you some advice, if you’re interested. :halo:

It’s free! :dixsi:

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actually i have a lot to do… i need to buy some couple of dozen cars.. and a garage to keep them :halo:

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Then what are you doing here? :smilestar: Go and get those cars!

Get me a nice one too. :blush:

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thats the whole point of the thread :rolleyes:

no u aint getting one :vivo:

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:grumpy: I want one!

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describe how u are related to me :whistling