guess anotherone

aik haaty aur (chunty ant)aik motor bike per ja rahay hottay hai.un ka accident ho jatta hai.haaty ko buhat chot atty hai muggar chunty ko kohee chot nahee atty hai.battaee chuntty ko kohee chot kyoo nahee lagty hai.

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gustimating the size of a normal elephant ...i would say .... the bike it was riding would have been a modified... version of Harley ...with a jet engine consuming modified diexoptene ... with turbo boosters... as those are the only specification that will support an elephant on 2 wheels ...

NOW TO THE POINT....with such a bike the tyres would have to be made 57 cm wide to avoid the frame from getting damaged ... therefor the tracks on the tyres will be atleast 2 cm apart...with a normal ant the size of 3.2 by 0.6 millimeter there is 32/57 chance that it will not get crushed... which is almost half therfore it is a matter of luck that elephant rode ove the ant and ant survived...

as for the elephant if the bike is made to tremble the size and pressure on its frame would cause it to tumble over...and elephants huge momentum would be transfered directly to its bones and the tensile strength of the elephant's bones being 1900 N/m.... and (assuming the elephant weighed 76000 kg including bike and moved at a mere 3 m/s the force of 14600 would be ten times that its bones would be able to handle ....so it dies... crushed by its silliness..

MORAL: DRIVE SAFLY IF UR FAT

Simple, cuz the chunti was wearing a helmet.

u guys have watched “raaju chacha” one too many times…

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Yar you have a distinct brand of humor.

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Keep it up!

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Life main tEnSiOn!!!

chulbuli you are right

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