This is so FUNNY.
I know this is a good read for Indian audiences.
Whats its doing on this forum ??? rofl :D
And I guess the 'subject' saw his 'beheniya' before departing for jihad and she lovingly and teasingly put a "yellow thread" rakhsha bundhan on her young jihadi 'bhayia and said to him,,,
"This is a new touch bhayia zara hut kay hai lekin once there in mumbai Bhagwan will take over from Allah so both will protect you "
Nice hindi movie plot