GS is HARAAAAAAM!!!!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that GS is made out of a network of fibers. You say, so what (or huh?)? No problem, right?

Unfortunately, the wires are made out of atoms that once existed in pig tissue. In fact, the computer screen you use is made out of atoms that once existed in a pig, that is now long dead. Nonetheless, since the origin of the atom is from a pig, I declare this forum system to be haraam, and the very computers you use to be haraam.

Please, refrain from using GS or your computers, until Islamic maulvis can engineer a computer system and a forum system that is pig-atom-FREE.

I regret to inform you of this information, as I know you all are avid fans of your computer screen. But it is in the best interest for your souls to keep away from GS and your computer.

Since you have already used GS and your computer for various tasks, I request you to read the 54th ayah of Sura 8 500 times on your tasbeeh every maghrib namaz. May Allah forgive you.

:flower2:

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pig-noia? :-|

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I am not sure what Firon and the drowning of his people has to do with this.Please be more specific

Holy Quran States
"In the manner of the people of Firon and those before them; they rejected the communications of their Lord, therefore We destroyed them on account of their faults and We drowned Firon’s people, and they were all unjust"8.54]

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And PCG has lost her mind- Once again.

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Please read Pope’s “Rape of the Lock” for this thread, people. If that is a hard read, then try Jonathan Swift’s " A modest proposal."

Good post, PCG.

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Sheeda ji, please get your facts right, she never regained her mind when she lost it in the first place.
PCG, does this mean you won't be posting anymore?

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that's a good one pcg, Iam typing with my gloves on. lol

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IS the spirit of ramadan finally getting to you? You’re being nice to Shweetums and PCg.. khairiyat?

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^^hehe MYWISH

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he he he shweetdreamz, chalo jaa kar gloves pehan kar awoh naheen tau fatwa lag jayeh ga.

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dope just got a lighted mirror and saw his graying hair. he has realized time is near.

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PCG werent u just complaining about your thread derailed to cafe-like stuff.....

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SO u weren't heheheing at mypost? :(

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awwwwwwwwwwww dont be sad gurl!

here u go

^^ hehe Sara

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I suggest those of you with pig phobia rent Charlotte's Web and Babe, Pig in the City DVDs. You will see how cute and cuddly these misunderstood animals really are.

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CYBER MUFTAN at her best

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its ramadhan PCG, get something more useful on ur mind than this....