GS Biographies - Award Winning Blog By TLK

[Muzna]

Once upon a time in a blog TLK posted the following:

From bean burritos to the bedroom: Is that an extra weight or a love child? by Njgal

How I love thee poop face: A story of infatuations and confessions; by Sweetif

Journey through the night: My travels to McDonalds after midnight; by Maroush

I Chichora: by X2

**Of Cupcakes, Mascaras & High heels: **Memoirs of Gina

My Hidden Embarrassments: Life as the wife of GS’s Director; By Niksik

What goes in, must comes out: The hole saga; by PCG

Please add more titles…

[Muzna]

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Many creative folks complied with TLK’s request to add more titles.
Here is how it went…

@Khumar

Toilet: A memoir by TLK

@maroush

^ dammit, Khums got there before me! I was going to say that!

Toilet: A true love story, by TLK.

@aahmed

Women are from Venus, Men are Ba5tards: an in depth look at the complex relationship between men and women by PCG

@TLK

Studs: Is that a shirtless man or a 2X4 behind my drywall?; A confused look at Khumar’ s life by Khumar

@maroush

Doctors, Diapers and Dhingies: How Life Changes, by aahmed.

@TLK

Ass is not an animal: a complete guide on mannerisms and etiquette, by Muzna

@maroush

I was just thinking of one for Muz…

“I’m too sexy for my shirt”: The art of seduction, by Muzna

@sweet.i.f

How to get a brain: Miles to go by TLK.

screw you TLK!

@TLK

Hijaab, Haiku & Hiphop: By Hareem01

Screw you TLK: A DIY guide; *Journey from screwdriver (the drink) to screwdriver (the tool) *by Sweetif.

@sweet.i.f

The best of both worlds; Crossdressing at its best by TLK.

@TLK

My Name is Masi: The art of taking B-jamalopun to the next level; by Masi Museebtay

@njgal

**Divine Secrets of the Toilet Brotherhood: **by TLK

Eat, Pray, Love and then Ulti: by Milly

Confessions of a Desi Shopaholic: Muniya

Color Me Pink: Gina

Improve your German, French, Italian, French, Greek, Latin, Spanish but not your Punjabi: by Maroush

@TLK

This is not a face cream but I still love you: a romantic novel based on true life story of Sweetif

@TLK

Oops, I bought a smaller size shirt again: *A story of complete denial *by Njgal

@aahmed

The Odyssey: One of two major ancient Greek epic poems attributed to Homer

The OH DESI: One of two major Punjabi epic poems attributed to Khumar

@Milly

The beginners guide to perfecting the art of Googling the answer to everything whilst raising small children: By Roushy. Also available in French.

@njgal

Oops, I bought pants to wear in the house again: A story of complete denial by TLK

@JimmyKimble

**How to write 900 post with 900 sentences. ** Hitchki

**How to wage a war using youtube. ** Shyne

**How to “actually” pay attention when women talk: ** Amir_pindi

[Muzna]

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and it continued…

@sweet.i.f

It all comes out: The Toilet by TLK.

Doughnuts Galore; Cravings by maroush.

Equal hating; People by Milly

@TLK

Punjabistani:* a language of love and swear*, by Milly

@cricketplaya

Feminazism: How to Change a Light bulb vol.1 by PCG

@TLK

Urdu, My Connection To God: The art of speaking urdu that only God can understand by P_G

Urdu, The Lost Connection: The art of speaking urdu that even God cannot understand by GoodNews

@TLK

Jelebi kee tarha seedhi: an autobiography by Kinzz

@TLK

My 9 Lives: Some say I am a cat; a story behind my 9 nicks by Sara516

@Masi Museebtay

Freedom of Movement : Dhoti Sarkar TLK

@kurripunjaban

I’m my own boss: when wifey is not around - TLK.

@TLK

Masi kee Baatain: Collection of snappy comebacks of Masi Museebtay by Masi Museebtay (top of New York times worstsellers list, only one copy sold that is bought by the author herself)

Jalkukripunjaban: Story of jelousy by Kuripanjaban

@Masi Museebtay

**Forget Planes - Fly on a Dhoti **- TLK

Forget Parachutes Use Dhoti - TLK

How to make Crappy** Entries - **TLK(broke Masi’s record by not even selling a single copy, yup not even himself)

@Kinzz

Toilet Paper Tips… What to do when you run out of toilet paper **TLK **

@kurripunjaban

Toilet roll, where are thou? -* a heart wrenching tale of one mans journey to freedom* by TLK.

@TLK

East Vs West - by TLK** .. retitled as ‘The other side of black holes’

How to make Crappy**** Entries - **TLK (an indepth look by TLK, of Masi’ blog)

Toilet Paper Tips by TLK (Preface by Kinzz, the number 1 user of all those tips)

@TLK

From Cream Rolls to Toilet Rolls: a guide on how to avoid rotten confectionery products by Kurripunjaban

[Muzna]

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and continued…

@Cheegum

Now you see me, now you don’t.
Houdini wont have anything on you.
by Gizzy

Be like Posh Spice. Without the posh.
The Pindi Girls are born.
by Milly

Get banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, become admin, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned.
Give persistance a run for its money.
by Samad

Have your cake and eat it too.
Admit it, if it looks good it must taste better.
by Mehnaz

Making you wish you had diabetes.
Sweetness on steroids.
by Sweet if

**The unconfrontationals: Meh, you don’t move me. **
Make Mother Theresa look like Asif Zardari.
by Desimunda

Want want want want want a child. Have have have have have a child. Whine whine whine whine whine i have a child.
Why 6 billion others will never go through what i have.
by khawateen

Have you lost me yet? No? Try harder.
‘Random’ just hiccuped its way out the dictionary.
by hitchki

When Beauty is around the Beast actually looks good.
And other 21st century misconceptions.
by aahmed

Three shots of dilute hydrochloric acid and some sodium nitrate later.
The powerpuff girl that never was.
by Afshi

Multitasking like we do on Heatherleigh.
Makin’ Durga wish she had more hands since nineteen-something-five.
by **muzna

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DONT KILL ME I STILL LOVE YOU ALL!!!
**

@Sehrysh

Call me Brother - A Monk’s Life - by Jimmy Kimble

@sweet.i.f

Sucking up: A True Talent by JimmyKimble.

@TLK

The angry young woman: Autobiography by JimmyKimble

@Cheegum

**Some say i am saweety, some say a thing of the beyuty. I am alife, hart is beeting, but my sole is harting!
**Written in stone.
by Sara516

@danial

sheeda are you a foodie or a foodu, by x2

@TLK

Near Wetness: Hi’s and low’s of my life by Maroush

@Sehrysh

Trying to Find a Man Who’s Not a Pig - How Pyari Si Gudias Become Chirchiry Si Burhiyas - by PCG

@TLK

How I lost my nose: Tale of Sehrysh’s encounter with PCG after PCG read this blog - by Sehrysh

@JimmyKimble

Why I slept on the couch - TLK

@TLK

Why JimmyKimble does not come online anymore?: *The untold story - *by JimmyKimble’s next nick.

[Niksik]

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omg, this is classic. CLASSIC.

[Muzna]

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and continued some more…

@Jaanwar

The doctrine of Antidisestablishmentarianism
I know you are scared of me
by Hitchki

From Dusk till Dawn
My journey from stud-ism to abbu-ism
by Aahmed

The Twoilet Saga - Same ol’ crap, new moon
All saw it hit the fan, I embraced it
by TLK

Spirituality, Soulfulness, Harmony & AK47
The byches didn’t see that coming
by X2

The Shawshank Review
Feels right at home
by Niksik

Life in Pinks - me finks
An autobiography
by Milly

Counting calories? Die suckers!
A student’s guide to eating healthy
by Khumar

Redefining the word scary
A vampire’s guide to eye make up
by Kuripunjaban

Baked beans - the essence of life
I found god in a can
by Maroush

Yes, I am sweefie and I coughed in your face
About people in my life, because they suck cottage cheese
by Sweetif

The Handsome Professor
I swear he didn’t look 45 - A story of true love that lasted 15 days
by Lifeless

@Khumar

**The Handsome Professor
**I swear he didn’t look 45 - A story of true love that lasted 15 days
by Lifeless

**Life in Pinks - me finks
**An autobiography
by Milly

Counting calories? Die suckers!
A student’s guide to eating healthy
by Khumar

Yes, I am sweefie and I coughed in your face
About people in my life, because they suck cottage cheese
by Sweetif

@JimmyKimble

101 ways to roll a joint- Janwar

@njgal

How to write an award winning blog - by TLK

@TLK

**I blush: **by TLK

@JimmyKimble

how to make girls cry with fake stories- Khoobsorat_collection

@Masi Museebtay

I flush: by TLK

[Monk]

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seems like another life time.

sweet fi who ever you scuk!!! I don’t even know which of you 2 -3 girl is which. And I am not alone.

[TLK]

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Hahaha, that was quite a blog.

Those were the days

[Niksik]

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omg, This has got to be the bestest thread ever!

[Niksik]

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You, me and the i: A tale of technological love, by Niksik

[TLK]

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We need to redo it. So many new comers on GS now.

[Muzna]

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^yeah....that's why I thought to post it here....

[TLK]

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BTW thanks for re-posting it. Kind of reminds me that I used to be quite creative once on GS. Nowadays I am too mechanical.

[partyslims]

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[Muzna]

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no problem.....
cheegum reminded me of the blog last night and I just had to put it here....

[Decent_6Chora]

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:k:

[Masi_Museebtay]

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Hai I miss roushy so much:(

That was quite a blog : D

[TLK]

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A little history of that blog:

The inspiration of that blog came from Njgal's blog (sorry NJ, I know that the blog was private but it was a long time ago), with the title "Am I or am I not". I am not sure what she actually meant but we all jokingly started congratulating her. Same day I posted my blog with the first biography referring to Njgals' blog. Many other titles (like Maroush and PCG and Khumar) were inspired by their blog entries.

Off course when everyone turned 'Toilet-o-rama' on me, it was because of the usual theme of my blogs.

[ninja_hattori]

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^ now i got a clue

[TLK]

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^ Almost all the ideas came from people's blog. That is why only active blogger participated in that blog of mine. In those days, I was public.