My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shop-
lifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the
office in the front of the store (near the cash registers),
when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run.
After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and
looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at
him.
“Everything’s fine, Folks,” he reassured them. “This guy
just tried to go through the express line with more than
ten items.”
…howw thoughtful…