Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl
in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked
for cookies and her mother told her, “No.” The little girl immediately
began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Monica, we
just have half of the aisles left to go through - don’t be upset. It
won’t be long now.”

Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout
for candy. When told she couldn’t have any, she began to cry. The mother
said, “There, there, Monica, don’t cry - only two more aisles to go and
then we’ll be checking out.”

When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began
to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d
be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, “Monica, we’ll be through this
check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap.”

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to
compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little
Monica,” he began.

The mother replied, “I’m Monica - my little girl’s name is Tammy.”


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this one was quite funny ... i giggled slightly and smilied ..thanks

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I giggled heartily and ROFL-ed!

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Life main tEnSiOn!!!

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thats was a really good one..

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