A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.
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