Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.
Q: What did the sardarji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: What about the sardarji whose wife gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife “ What’s the matter?”
Replied he “sala the cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else”.
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.Ok, he says, “10 bottles”. And the machine is silent.
The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”.BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. “Allright, 8 hamburgers”. And the machine’s silent.
The Sardarji says: “I think…”, BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.
Can you guess what he must be thinking ?
”Saala aaj bhi girna padega…”
Subject:Multiple Choice Question (M.C.Q.)
A sardarji brought a dice into the examination hall for MCQ. He started tossing the dice to select his answers.The superintendent just gave a glimpse at this sardarji as he passed by as it is common to have students trying their luck. Very soon the sardarji finished his whole paper and slept on his table. Half an hour later the
sardarji sat up and started tossing the dice again. The superintendent felt curious and approached the sardarji : “Gentleman, why are you tossing the dice again since you’ve already finished all the questions earlier on ?”
Sardarji : “Sir, I have to double check my answers.”
heard the first three before
the next were excelent
the last one was.......
the sardar had brought a coin and he was tossing it heads for yes and tails for no
he finished early and slept.
when he woke up and checked his answers again he started to sweat becus they were not comming the same as before