BaahMan bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.
Sham Lal : I am a Proud BaahMan, My son is in Medical College.
Rham Lal : Really, what is he studying,
Sham Lal : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
BaahMan ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Sham Lal falls in luv with a nurse…After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Sham Lal: Very long!
Sham Lal went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Sham Lal went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Sham Lal: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Sham Lal: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Sham Lal: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Sham Lal: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Sham Lal was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Sham Lal: I think I’ll take the money.
Q: How do you recognize Sham Lal’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the board.
Sham Lal standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Rham Lal: Sham Lal u’ll die.
Sham Lal: No, you’ll die because haven’t you heard train is coming on platform?
Q: A Man asked Sham Lal, “Akal badhi ya bhains?”
A: Sham Lal bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
Q: Why was Sham Lal writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
What’s Ford?
Sham Lal: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Sham Lal: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Sham Lal: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Rham Lal: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Sham Lal: I didn’t say he got out.
Sham Lal found answer to the most difficult question ever
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Sham Lal (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Rham Lal: "Why don’t you use a mouth wash