Grant me 3 wishes..........

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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There was a man who found a lamp.
He rubbed it and a genie appeared.
The genie said ‘I’ll grant you 3 wishes!’
The man then replied ‘Alright…Make me 10 times as clever as I am!’
So the genie did what the man said.
Then for his second wish the man asked ‘Make me 30 times clever as I am!’
So the genie did that.
Then for the man’s third wish he asked ‘Make me the most cleverest person in the world!’
The genie paused for a second…he asked the man ‘Are you sure?’
The man said ‘YES!’
The genie asked the man again ‘Are you really sure?’
The man answered ‘YES!’
The genie then got ready to do what the man wanted him to do and he said ‘Here we go!’ So the man turned into a WOMAN!!! :wink: :wink: ;)hehehehhehe!

Mera Dil Hai 100% Pure Pakistani!xxxxxxx

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As long as all the woman will keep believing these stories it's fine with me.... they can stay the MOST clever persons ;)

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OK..here is my version of genie and three wishes....

lamp was found and rubbed, and as always genie comes out and granted three wishes to men..but this time, genie said to the men, whatever he wishes for yourself, his mother-in-law will get twice as much..men thought about it for a while and
then said...

I have only one wish...

"beat me half to death"

be happy :)

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oppps..sorry (;- someone has already posted that joke.. but what the heck..still fits here :)