Grammar Teacher: " Anam larkon se baat nai karte he."
Batao is sentence mei anam kia he?
Student: Sir Anam CHAWAL HE.
Re: Grammar Teacher
I think Urdu Expert should start setting up rules for normal pronunciations. For example ... SH (Sheen) in English is SZ in Polish, similarly CH (Chay) in English is CZ in Polish. Now guess what is DZ in Polish ? When to write "I love you in urdu, its written as I loo u." Shaving = Shewing in urdu when written. Alternate alphabest are needed. (Polish language only used as a Reference)
BTW, I only mentioned it because the joke up there doesnt make any sense only because karte (kartay or Karti ?) is not what exactly what it should be written in Urdu.
Now probably I spoiled the joke.
Re: Grammar Teacher
I still dont know how the Urdu Alphabet, "Vao" (or Wao) is supposed to be pronounced? Its definitely Wao in Arabic and equivalent of the English "W". But generally in Urdu i hear people pronouncing it as "Vao".