Graduation

[Lucid_Chaotic]

Good observations

@InToXiCaTeD

4. Someone You Don’t Really Know Will Introduce You To Their Parents
(Check! happened to me 1/2 times)

5. There Will Be A Large Applause for a Handicapped Graduate (Nothing wrong with this)

6. Someone On a Cell Phone Will Try to Tell Someone Else Where They Are (Check! that’s a given)

7. The Keynote Speaker Will Make a Horrible Analogy (tell me about it)

I’d like to add one more:

Some industry person will receive an honorary degree and you’ll wonder what they did to deserve it while you were spending all nighters working your a$$ off.