A duck walks into a bar and asks “Got any
crackers?”
Bar tender says “No.”
Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks, “Got any
crackers?” bar tender says no. Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks “Got any
crackers?”
Bar tender says, “I told you yesterday and the
day before that no! and if you ask that one more
time I’ll nail your beak shut!” Duck walks out.
Duck comes back the next day and asks, “Got any
nails?”
Bar tender says “No.” Duck says “Good. Got any
crackers?”
