Pretentious Paltrow has called her divorce “conscious uncoupling” to differentiate herself from the unrefined commoners. Thanks to the internet, we can come up with our own profound nirvana-like non-answers to relationship statuses.
Gwyneth Paltrow is “consciously uncoupled.” What’s your Goop-ified relationship status?
I am “holistically unattached”. Doesn’t this sound almost noble? I nearly feel like uttering this in some yoga posture while deeply inhaling/exhaling.
