Goodnews ki taveez

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:06am

Prepared by our very own X2 …Monsieur le Peer…or pir ji.
It’s purpose: strictly confidential.
See if you may, but do not ponder too deep…for it may consume you!

(Goodnews is winner of Cafe’s essay competition, 3rd prize.)

AQ · May 13, 2008, 5:11am

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Important questions:

Mom jaamaa saath diyaa gayaa hai yaa GN ko khud lena paRay gaa?
Mom jaamaY kee jagah plastic use kiyaa jaa saktaa hai?
konsay rung kaa kapRa, dhaagaa, waghera istemaal kiyaa jaaye? Sufaid, sabz, yaa siyaah?
Kiyaa ChaaNdi kaa taa'weez rakhaa jaa saktaa hai?
kiyaa har waqt pehnna hai yaa qabristan waghera jaataY huaY utaar kar jaanaa hai?
agar qabristan waali shart hai tau kiyaa waapis aa kar ghusL laazim hai?
agar batti yaa Lobaan kee dhooni kee zaroorat tau naheeN?
faleetaY tau naheeN jalaanaY?

baraa-e-mehrbaani jawaab inaayat farmaa kar shukriya kaa moqaa daiN.. aiN bulkaY ghain nawaazish hogee...

pinks · May 13, 2008, 5:12am

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Baji itni pithi writing kouN parhe ga?

X2 · May 13, 2008, 5:15am

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AQ please don't talk about mom's jamaas. Its very impolite

We know GN is an aunty jk but u don't have to remind her

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:15am

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The questions are not meant to be answered. There is hidden information in the taveezes, meant only for Goodnews, not us, for to us it could bring nothing but catastrophe. For goodnews, it is goodnews.

James_Bhaand · May 13, 2008, 5:16am

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chillay kay ikhtitaam par jo biryani ka langar hoga
uss main murghi ki latooN ki taadaad zyada honi chaiyaay

:ASA:

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:18am

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I don't understand such complex urdu. It is freezing my brain cells. Help...

X2 · May 13, 2008, 5:18am

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yaar I am a modern pir
no biryani with murghi ki laat
grilled boneless chicken breast served with a brown rice pilaf and steamed veggies

TLK · May 13, 2008, 5:20am

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abay AQ , tum kiyaa Abdullah shah ghazi kay mazaar pay chanay baichtay thay

AQ · May 13, 2008, 5:21am

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jub pataa naheeN hotaa tau sub yehi kehtaY haiN

James_Bhaand · May 13, 2008, 5:21am

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is bear halal ?

X2 · May 13, 2008, 5:22am

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taveez hai wazeefa naheen

zobia · May 13, 2008, 5:22am

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lol…abb chay latoon wala to “macher” he hota hai…murgi ghreeb ki to sirf do he taangain hoti hain

to macher ki biryani per he guraza kerin

gn…wow getting some velvety taweez..

but y there is something maroon adn then something black?

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:23am

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Is that how you dance with a hula hula after you doubt an intelligent woman?

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:24am

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Depends on your state of desparation.

X2 · May 13, 2008, 5:25am

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Depends on which imam u follow
if u follow imam dina ton its allowed

Otherwise haram or makrooh depending on which version and release mullah u run into

But did u mean polar brown or panda bears

AQ · May 13, 2008, 5:25am

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No, I also use

we used to call it dhimpak tippak until Faisal bhai decided to add it in GS smiley list :halo:

X2 · May 13, 2008, 5:26am

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Chi chi chi
he meant halal as in eating

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:28am

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Maybe this is the taveez ka asar…

Niksik · May 13, 2008, 5:28am

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Oh, is that why he blushed?