Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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The girl asked her lover, “Darling, if we get engaged will you give me
a ring?” "
Lover: “Sure, What’s your phone number?”
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Customer? : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my teacup?
Waiter? : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortuneteller.
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Customer? : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter? : Funny?? But why aren’t’t you laughing?
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First Guy (proudly) : “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re fortunate, mine’s still alive.”
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Customer? : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter? : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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