The Equation
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
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Plan For Future****:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams****:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar****:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: "So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
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Delivered****:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
said, “DELIVERED”.
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Three Feelings****:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant
Saat tajveezein, aur sirf eik shaadi? 