~ Good Bad * Ugly ~*

Zakhmi_Umar · June 29, 2003, 12:52pm

**The GOOD, The BAD,
And The UGLY! **

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Good: Your wife’s cute when she’s mad at you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

Good: Your husband and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son is finally growing up.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

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Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the “Facts of life” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
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Good: The mailman’s early today.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Real Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
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sagarjeeurs · June 29, 2003, 12:59pm

Hello Zakhmi Umer

U looks very genious and very intelligent and hope u may become moderater of this site soon. So keep up with ur a lot struggle. Hope u may get this reward soon.

Zakhmi_Umar · June 30, 2003, 5:50am

Thanks sir

system · June 30, 2003, 9:50am

Zakhmi_Umar · June 30, 2003, 11:13am

thanks

PaGaL_dEwAnA · June 30, 2003, 5:40pm

lOl

Muslim_Queen · June 30, 2003, 6:07pm

:k:

all r funny,ty for sharing.

Zakhmi_Umar · July 1, 2003, 4:23am

Thanks MQ and Thanks PD

omair_mal1k · July 1, 2003, 4:31am

Zakhmi_Umar · July 1, 2003, 4:52am

rimsh_1 · July 2, 2003, 3:03pm

they are all good, thx for sharing

Zakhmi_Umar · July 2, 2003, 3:44pm

thanks rimsh

*~ Good * Bad * Ugly ~*

~ Good Bad * Ugly ~*