A man takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices
a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
“Ribbit. 9 Iron.” The man looks around and
doesn’t see anyone. “Ribbit. 9 Iron.”
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9
iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, “Wow, that’s
amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?” The frog
replies, “Ribbit. Lucky frog.”
The man decides to take the frog with him to the
next hole. “What do you think, frog?” the man
asks. “Ribbit. 3 Wood.” The guy takes out a 3
wood and, BOOM! Hole-in-one. The man is befuddled
and doesn’t know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best
game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “OK,
where to next?” The frog replies, “Ribbit. Las
Vegas.” They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,
“OK, frog, now what?”
The frog says, “Ribbit. Roulette.” Upon
approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
“What do you think I should bet?” The frog
replies, “Ribbit. $3000, black 6.” Now this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf
game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons
of cash comes sliding back across the table. The
man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t
know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this
money and I am forever grateful.”
The frog replies, “Ribbit. Kiss me.” He figures
why not, since after all the frog did for him he
deserves it. With a kiss the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
“And that, you honor, is how the girl ended up in
my room.”
