After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the
pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the
Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
Not having one the fisherman says to the warden, “I did not
catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Every day I come done
to the water and whistle and these lobsters jump out and I
take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to
fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t
believe me then watch,” as he throws the lobsters back into the
water.
The warden says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me
that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “What lobsters?”