In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with
clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in
civilized society, it is called golf.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are
those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and
not too often.
There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends,
play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of
poor players.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once
before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart
cannot count, criticize or laugh.
