Top ten things that sound naughty in golf but aren’t
- Nuts! …my shaft is bent
- After 18 holes I can barely walk
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
- Look at the size of his putter
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it
- My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip
- Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn’t:
- Hold up…I need to wash my balls first
