(The most popular joke among United States respondents)
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local
golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the
green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road
next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his
golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and
touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies, “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
