Going to Dubai

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@RupayHalwa

Firstly, I am NOT a man.

Secondly, u may have a mighty toothache on your stopover in London and the lady at the boots counter will recommend u take Nurofen Plus and u will be captured in Dubai for possession of illegal drugs then u will have to call AishaDubaiwali and cry for help while they BEAT u with chains and hang u upside down n tickle the soles of your feet with feathers until u admit that the pills were certainly for recreational use…

Thirdly, did u hear of the case of the poor man or woman that they imprisoned bcos he had a TRACE amount of some drug on the sole of his shoe???

Hint: US passport Second hint: this is not Afghanistan Third Hint: Dubai can go to hell if they even show any attitude !