Re: Going to check out a potential rishta next week.
THis is how your convo should go:
TDB: “Sup Bitch”
Girl: “Hello”
GIrl: “Chai peeyeingey?”
TDB: “aiight..jus make sho it ain’t too sweet..my mama makes dat siht fo me every day..and she be putting too much sugah in mah tea…what size is yo bra?”
Girl: “oh aap..kuch khayeringey?”
TDB: “Bitch..U got any guacamole doritos”?
Girl: “nahn ji..we have hot mix..though”
TDB: “aiight..what size is your panties?”
Girl: “excuse me ji?”
TDB: “nuffin…go get me some hot mix bitch”
Girl: “Ji chai..”
TDB: “thanks yo, U evuh seen a grown Paki naked?”
Girl: "nahinji..’
TDB: “Me neither…my brovuh be flashing me and siht..but I just covuh my eyes”
TDB: “whut yo hobbies like”
Gilr: “well..I dabble in poetry…play field hockey…volunteer for a kids organization and am working with a group of scientists to discover cold fusion”
TDB: “That’ sit yo?..I be sitting with mah homies outside the Gas’n’sip in our town and we be buggin yo..singing bollywood songs at gori chicks who come in for slurpies..and I also got me a gold pass for some restricteded sites..nome sayn..”
TDB: “I like you girl..watchya say..I ask mah mama if it is ok for me to get married witchyou..”
Girl: 
god bless you TDB