God Bless

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and

listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless mommy,
God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went like this: “God bless mommy, God
Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.”

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
side. Several weeks later
when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say “God bless mommy
and good-bye daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got
up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat
all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he
could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the
office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed
there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breath a sigh of relief and went
home.

When he got home his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late,
what’s the matter?”

He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day
of my life.”

She said “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch.”

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Why is it always the milkman, why not Mail Guys.