Boy (Proposing):
I wish I was one of your tears,
so I could be born in your eye,
run down your cheek,
and die on your lips.
Girl (Rejecting):
I don’t mind where you die… as long as you do!
Boy:
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put
U and I together.
Girl:
So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
Boy:
Are your legs tired?
Because you been running through my mind ALL day
long.
Girl:
Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you!
Boy:
Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see
an angel so far from heaven.
Girl:
How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
Boy:
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or do I have to walk by you again?
Girl:
Yeah… why don’t you walk by and just keep
walking!
Boy:
What’s that in your eye? Oh… it’s a sparkle.
Girl:
What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
Boy:
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Girl:
(too corny… maybe a disgusted look would be
enough)
Boy:
You can forget about going to heaven
because it’s sin to look that good.
Girl:
You can be sure of going to hell…
your stupidity will assure you of a place!
Boy:
If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
Girl:
So, that’s your problem.. simple algebra!
mairay dill mairay mussafir