Give me some pity-love

I fractured my ankle.

Now lets sit around the fire and discuss how awesome I am and then you can all shower me with some get well soon messages.

If you can’t remember I’m the facially disfigured 90 year old Somalian transvestite that you always wanted to know. Yes, I may have the social ability of an ageing skunk on its deathbed but well, you know, I do try.

Hello? Anyone there?

Re: Give me some pity-love

It's weird, ur like the third guy with a broken bone on GS now..

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Who else?

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mayri humdardi ap kay sath hay… May Allah send him to Jannah.. dil chota nahi kartay.. once my lil cousin also broked his ankle and he was in hospital only for 6 months yeah i know it not alot.. and he could eat everything but just not anything tat have oil or sugar in it :smiley:
ohh yeah u can watch any channel u want in Hospital.. (obviously all the channels were cartoon)
so dont worry u will get over it very easy :hula:

Re: Give me some pity-love

I’m not in hospital though. I’m in my overheating attic with nothing but the internet for company.

Its a sad life. I know I’ll get over it easily because I’m brilliant like that.

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:hug:

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I appreciate the faggot-love. Always welcome.

Didn’t you break something last year?

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I am overwhelmed by the outpouring of sympathetic replies to me.

I'm truly touched.

Re: Give me some pity-love

I love talking to myself.

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Are u the same fatee. i means daagh’s biwi :konfused:

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Yes, I'm his wife.

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hiallah really :smack:

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Yep, things are not going well at the moment.

He doesn't satisfy my needs.

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^^

I really do hope he doesn’t satisfy them… :eek:

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u means ur make up needs :frowning:

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No, not make up needs.

'Womanly' needs.

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aaw how'd u break ur ankle?

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Football

Got fouled. And I have wedding to go to next week

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u means ur clothing needs :konfused:

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No, sakks.

You know the sakks rite?