Give Me My Dollar Back

Banta Singh buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

Banta Singh says, “I want my $20 million.”

The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

Banta said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”

Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

Banta Singh, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!”

hehehe.

lol, good one :biggthumb

Baqool aap hi kay apna shikar khud maro

read it so many times here

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read it so many times here

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lol thats funny :hehe:

khe khe khe

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LOL!