**Software Husband!!!
**
Husband (Returning late from work) :“Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife??? : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife??? : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife??? : What about my new Blouse?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife??? : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife??? : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters…
Wife??? : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife??? : You are useless.
Husband : It’s by Default.
Wife??? : What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use …
Wife??? : What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus
Wife???: By the way, who was the girl with you today?
Husband: System Halted. Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to reboot…