Give me 2 reasons why......

chris_wazir · May 21, 2002, 6:26pm

Early one morning, a mother wakened her son.
mother-“get up son. It’s time to go to school.”
son-"but why mom? I dont want to go
mother-“Give me 2 reasons why you shouldnt go to school.” his mother said.
son-“Well,for one the kids hate me, he replied. And the teachers hate me too!”
mother-“Oh,those arent good reasons to stay home.Come on now and get ready” his mother coaxed.
Son-“Give me 2 reasons why i SHOULD go to school,” he demanded.
Mother- “Well, for one thing you’re 47 years old.And for the another,you’re the Principle!!”