*80,000 Sardars met in the Gurunanak stadium for a “Sardars Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader said, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” *
*A young Sardar gingerly worked his way through the crowd and stepped up to the stage. ***The leader asked him, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds he said, “Eighteen!” ****
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**Obviously everyone was a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Sardars started cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!” The leader said, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.” So he asked,“What is 5 plus 5?” *
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually said, "Ninety?"The leader was quite perplexed, looked down and just let out a dejected sigh – everyone was disheartened, the Sardar started crying and the 80,000 Sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,“GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”*
**The leader, unsure whether or not he was doing more harm than damage, eventually said, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?” **
**The young Sardar closed his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually said, “Four?”. Throughout the stadium pandemonium broke out as all 80,000 Sardars jumped to their feet, waved their arms, stomped their feet and screamed.. saying…“GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!” *
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